neuroxin:

ottermatopoeia:

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

"begin phase one"

If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.

neuroxin:

ottermatopoeia:

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

"begin phase one"

If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.

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deimonblr:

Es un amor de niñaaaa. <3

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nicole-franzel:

Kathy Griffin’s “Zing” to Zach

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dragqueenstryingtousestraws:

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Alyssa’s Real Secret: how to use every finger in rapid succession simply to maneuver a single straw to your mouth. 

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HAVING SEX WITH A GUY THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

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onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

Omg I can’t! I can’t breathe!

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les-espirit-descalier:

i’d be sad too

les-espirit-descalier:

i’d be sad too

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melancholic-wallflower:

When your internet connection goes down

melancholic-wallflower:

When your internet connection goes down

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